Read This And Have A Laugh!

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation.

The lady next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is
galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one last time!

The lady can't take this anymore. " You foul-mouthed sex
obsessed pig!" she said accusingly. " In this country, we don't speak aloud
in public places about our sex lives!"

One of the men replied , " Hey coola downa lady."
"Who a talkin'abouta sexa?"
"I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella " Mississippi " !"

I bet you're gonna read this again!